Wtf did I just Google?

It’s 9:33 in the morning. 
Who the fuck wakes up googling cannibalism
and banana peel joints?

This is why I don’t read the news. 

A man in Miami ate (Ronald) Poppos’ face. 
While, allegedly,  was under the influence of ‘Bath Salts’,
he sneaked up, naked, to Poppo while he was sleeping in the street, 
and for 18 minutes he chewed on his face and brain. 

Police came, saw, panicked, and I think the man growled the the cop 0_o?
And shot him.

I guess, by now you figured out how the fuck I ended up with a cannibalism tap and a banana peel joints tap open,right? 

Why the fuck would you need Bath Fucking Salts? Which are ment for your bath, to have salt. 

( Here is the part, where I would talk about drugs, which I’d like to get into-I like a good argument-but people would get the wrong idea, and blast off like a wild fire, you know?}

oh - don’t even bother googling banana peel joints. 

(Source: diamondacid)